If only I had wings so I can fly,
I can get away from school all the time.
If only I had all the time in the world,
I can slack all I like and not get scolded.
If only I had a brillant mind,
I can sleep during class all the time.
If only I had millions of books,
I would tear out all the pages to wipe my bum.
If only I had everything in the world,
I won't be sitting here.