Believe it or not! This is some true facts I've found while reading 'Ways To Live Forever'!!!
True Facts 1: We came from stars. When old stars die, they explode in this gigantic explosion, which makes a nebula. Nebulas are clouds of gas and dust. That's where baby stars grow. All the gas and dust gets compressed, gravity sucks them in and they turn into stars. The bits that don't turn into stars float around in space as planets or moons or comets, and if the conditions are right, plants and stuff start to grow and people are born. So we're all made of bits of old stars. But it's a cycle. Because after millons of years the new star gets old and tired too and it explodes and more baby stars get born. If the old stars didn't die, you'd never get new ones.
True Facts 2: Carbon. hydroge. oxygen and nitrogen are the elements you need for life. And if you look at comets, you see that they have pretty much the same proportion of these elements as we do.
Now here are some ways to live forever:
1. Say every morning:" I will say this again tomorrow."
2. Become a vampire. Hope you don't meet Buffy.
3. Have your body frozen. Then, in hundreds of years, when they've found a cure for cancer and the secret to eternal life, they'll unfreeze you.
4. Find the Fountain of Eternal Youth. Have a drink.
5. Copy your brain on to a disk and live on a computer. Hope you don't get a virus.
6. Find the Greek goddness and make her fall in love with you. Have her get Zeus the king og the gods to make you immortal.
7. Make a Philosopher's stone.
8. Find a girl called Eva and marry her. Then, even if you can't live forever, at least you can live gor Eva.
OMG!!!! This is really SO funny!!!! Hahahahahahahaha...